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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said “Then you’re not man enough to have [...]

In this Modern Age we have grown accustomed to the increasingly rapid pace of technological advancement. Computers are obsolete before you get them out of the store. Media formats morph and adapt and fragment. Some objects evolve and other products die. The technology graveyard is littered with Cassette tapes, Laserdisc Players, 8-Tracks, Betamax VCRs, and most recently HD DVDs. But certain objects have been stable for so long that seeing them suddenly get sucked into this vortex of change is

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Welcome to the 54th Carnival of Mathematics, and Happy Fourth of July to our American readers! Indeed, the carnival should have been hosted yesterday, and I apologize for being a day late. Trivia: Today, we have the 234th Independence Day celebrations in the  US, and ours is the 54th carnival. 2+3+4 = 5+4, see? Boy, do I feel so clever! Ok, let’s begin, now! We start off with a post, submitted by Shai Deshe, that presents a collection of YouTube videos explaining different kinds of i

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Image via WikipediaArnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.“Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?” Arnold asked.“Not very likely,” his wife said.“It’s worth a try,” Arnold said, pocketing the ticket. He went downstair

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it’s covered with horsehide! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Flaughatonce.com%2Fhorse-jokes-29%2F'; addthis_title = 'Horse+jokes+%2329'; addthis_pub = '';

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … … nice drink…PEPSI

It’s funny, but I’ve been watching Kevin Smith movies for a long time now, but it was only as I was reading through Total Film’s list of the Best & Worst: Kevin Smith , that I realized something that I never really thought all that much about before — and what was my big epiphany? Well, I finally discovered that Smith’s films in the end are just rom-coms with poop jokes. Smith may have been considered a foul-mouthed stoner for most of his career, but now that I’ve looked beyond his shtick, I

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, can’t do work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday